SamnEric Now Sam and Eric

Hey guys it’s me Eric. I’m not in the mood for the joke today. Me and Sam have been fighting. I don’t know what to do we have never been fighting like this before. Me and him have never been fighting like this before. No matter what the problem we have always been able to get through it together. It has always been Sam and I against the world but now even we can’t see eye to eye. If Sam and I are not sticking together this has to be bad. Nothing has ever brought us to this point. This Island is hell. Everything has gone down hill. Now Simon is dead. Ralph keeps telling us that t was murder but I know what happened. It was an accident we thought it was the beast. We didn’t do kill him. I didn’t even take part. It was the other kids, it was Jack, it was Sam, any body but me. I don’t have blood on my hands I didn’t kill anybody. I AM NOT A MURDERER. What has happened to us. We went from a team to a group of kids who don’t know what to do. We went from having a leader to anarchy. Now Simon is dead. He was who we loved and trusted an his is gone. But it wasn’t our fault I refuse to believe that. I can’t even go to Sam for help. No matter what I have ever done I could always go to Eric for help. This pit of hell is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. We are never gonna get of this Island. The Hunters, Jack, and I tend the fire and still nobody comes. I miss Eric but I just can’t talk to him right now. Sam and Eric. What happened to us. Simon dead. Brothers fighting. No rescue.

Man Ralph is Getting Annoying.

Day 5

Hey guys it's me Eric( I know I didn't make the joke). So today has been so boring all Ralph did was yell at us and tell us that we do now work. Me and the hunters caught a pig for gods sake. All he did today was talk to us saying you guys need to do this, you guys need to poop here. Its all going in the dirt anyway so whats up with this poop rule. I should be able to poop where I want. And now because we missed the boat that passed by ( while we getting so MEAT for the WHOLE GROUP) Ralph is mad at us about the fire. Rules, rules, and more rules that is all he does now. We poop...more rules. We get a pig....more rules. We do ANYTHING...more rules. We put him in as leader so i'm not gonna go against the group and try and fight these rules but still this guy. For example this guy said that we need to only have fire on the mountain and if we wanna cook food we have to go the fire up their. So because he wants to make more rules and because he is leader if and when we catch another pig we have to trudge up the mountain just to cook it That is not fair . For is food at that should take priority to some fire. Plus what if I go up there and Sam is busy so I go by myself. For all I know if I do that the beast could come out of no where and eat me. I know that I'm not suppose to believe in this beast but just what if it was real. I can imagine Sam and I going up to cook our food on the mountain ( thanks to Ralph ) and the beast pops out and gets us. The keep telling us that it can't be real but than what are the littluns talking about. They can't be watching that many horror movies. They must have seen something. I can't think about this anymore. I have shy to tell any of the other kids this but the beast scares me A LOT. I have nightmares about it almost every night. Me and big boy not some little kid being so scared of something that might now even be real. It's embarrassing. Oh well see you guys next week if I last that long.

WE CAUGHT A PIG!!

Day 4 post

Hey guys it's me Eric(the joke isn't funny anymore) and guess what....we got a piggy. We caught a pig. It was so cool man we got to the pig and Jack killed it. I thought he wouldn't be able to do it because of what happened before with the pig but this time was different and I mean much different. Jacks face was all covered dark and I think he was even at all fours at one point. Whatever he was doing it was cool he was like some animal. So here is what happened. We caught that pig and Jack's mouth was like watering as he took his knife and stabbed it. To be honest we really needed that pig. The fruits didn't sit well with me and I got tired of fish. We needed meat most importantly I needed meat. Just that juicy delicious pig was the highlight of my life. All I can do is jump up an down. I am so excited. Sorry I went on a little rant their I just can't get over the feeling of catching that pigs and the way it tasted delicious. I want more. So while were eating the pig Ralph was being really annoying. This man was yelling at us about something but I was eating pig so I wasn't really listening that well but long story short a ship passed by and the fire went bye bye. Well it's not our fault we were getting a pig( just saying the word makes me hungry). Man at first I thought that he was a great leader he used to be like a boss. Now all he does is yell, and yell, and make rules, and just be annoying. Oh well see you guys next time.

Day 3: I'm Hungry

Day 3

Im Hungry

Hey guys it’s me Eric (the joke is getting old now). Today has been uneventful. Jack and his followers have been out all day trying to find food and still have not come back with meat. I’m telling you Sam and I cannot go this long without food. Jack and his slaves need to go get us some food immediately. Ralph has been out working on the huts. I started to help but I needed a break so I left. Ralph can handle by himself he’ll be fine. Sam and I have been playing all day but man this is really not starting to feel like a paradise. We have little food, weak shelters, and not to mention their might be a snake monster. No that thing isn’t real never mind. It’s not. It doesn’t matter what the littu… never mind. I’m done with this place man. I’ve been having nightmares like every night and I know that Sam has been doing the same. This place is not meant for Sam and I. At least we have Ralph he can help us out. Now what I need to do is stay calm ( and get me some food ). Oh well so I need to go talk to Sam , or Jack about food. Anyway where has that Simon kid been. He hasn’t been with us all day. That kid is always being quiet. I always see him helping out the small ones. He is a good kid and he works hard. I need to go make friends with him he seems nice. See you guys tomorrow if I don’t die of hunger first.

Fears, and i’ll miss you mulberry boy

Day 2

Fears, and i’ll miss you mulberry boy

Hey guys it’s me Eric( once again not Sam). So today’s post is not as happy at the last one. We are all so ashamed that it’s hard to be happy but i’ll get to that later. Ralph had this great idea about using the conch shell as the talking stick. While we were talking the conversation got sad really fast. I really wanted this place to be a paradise with no parents but Ralph and fatty were talking about how we actually got stuck on an island. I don’t wanna believe it, I really don’t but now I realise it’s true. Then fat boy Piggy( still can’t get over that name)  was saying something about… I forgot I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention but then the small kid was talking about how he saw a snake thingy on the Island. That kid must have watched some scary movies or something as it their was a snake monster. It was definitely a nightmare there's no way it was not a dream. Oh well so then pig boy was talking about something irrelevant or whatever and then Jack had this great idea of how to get saved. We could make a fire on the top of the mountain. I don’t know how he comes up with these great ideas man we could not have chosen a better leader. We all try and find some wood and Sam and I are the first to find some. That shouldn’t surprise anybody considering that we are the world’s greatest duo but moving on we used pig boy’s specs to start the fire. Long story short we failed. It’s probably cause piggy messed up or something. That stuck up kid Jack and his slave boys now had the job of taking care of everything. That idiot and his friends messed up. They messed up real bad. The burned down a forest with little mulberry boy in it. Imadn sorry i’m jumbling up my words here but we all feel sad for that boy. But everything is fine. You know what the boy is fine. The group is as good as ever. Anyway see you tommorow.

Day 1 on paradise,

Hello my name is Eric. I know you thought I was Sam but no im Eric. Me and Sam were on a plane and then boom. Sam and I were on this plane and then boom we were on this leafy place. When it happened I made sure Sam was ok and that we were in this together.

Out of nowhere when Sam and I were trying to understand what the heck was going on we heard this loud thing. Like a bell or something. Sam and I quickly went closer to the noise walking together in unison. When we got there we saw this fat kid( his names piggy, no seriously its piggy) and this cool guy who called us and he said his name was ralph. This ralph kid was cool looked like he called us here and he could tell us what to do. Then these drill sergeant lookin kids came in with their leader Merridew or whatever. I don’t like the vibe coming from that guy. I knew Sam felt the same way we always have and always will. We all knew that we needed a leader so we don’t die out here( also somebody to help get us food, Sam and I were starving). Jack(Merridew) wanted to be the leader but I definitely didn’t want that stick in the mud taking control I knew who I wanted. The piggy kid( still hilarious ) was definitely not gonna lead us, that weird simon kid had no chance, and that Jack kid was mean so I was definitely gonna pick Ralph. Now that Ralph was in charge we heard all these rules. Even though I was not used to these rules Sam and I could not be happier. We were in a paradise with no dumb parents to tell us how to act( or idiots to ask me if I was Sam ). Ralph, Jack, Simon went out to check out this place he better come back with some food. Sam and I are basically watering at the mouth think about some good food.

Now its a group of us. I’m not really used to groups it’s always been just me and Sam. Sam and I are like the ultimate duo. Sam and Eric against the world has always been how we rolled but now it’s us in paradise with others to help out the Sam and Eric duo.